Monday, February 4, 2008

Hot off The Press


This just in, Gisele Bundchen has reportedly just broken up (DUMPED!) New England Patriots' very bruised Quarterback, Tom Brady. Apparently she ended their relationship of over a year this morning. When asked the reason for the split Gisele (in a BERY sexy brazilian acent) spoke only the words: "I don't date losers" before being whisked away by her security.
"Manning drops back, he lobs one to the corner of the end zone......he's got Burress wide open! TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!"
Does anyone remember when the Patriots were undeafeted? Remember?
Anyone?
Yeah me neither.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

which brings me to my next point, Tom Brady is a douchebag...