End of Summer Blog

Hello again my friends to the blog that never show's anything resembling consistency, but also never ends.
Hope all my loyal and un-loyal yet friend/family obligated patrons had a safe, and fun summer. This is my official end-of-summer blog. I personally had a pretty good summer. Wish I would've got a few more camping trips in, maybe travelled some more....but who doesn't?

This past weekend I went to and OLD friend of mine's wedding. It was a small, intimate affair and I really had a good time. Congrats to Joe and his new bride Carrie Johnson. Those two have the cutest little girl ever. Seriously, in about 12-13 years Joe's going to be wishing he'd had a son.

My Sister and her Husband, The Mayoras' welcomed their son into the world since our last blog. Abraham Andrew Mayoras, born August 3rd. Congrats to them, AGAIN. I'm a Godfather y'all!

Please check out the site will2walk.com. It's a great site, and currently has a brief, informative article about my cousin Matt Brandt and gives you a brief insight into how strong and just ......... Hardcore Matt is. He's been through more than most, yet he couldn't be a better man. I wear a bracelet with his famous saying "Tryharder" EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE and it serves as a constant reminder to do just that. Check it out PLEASE.

There's a band called A Day To Remember, and I want everyone to go check them out RIGHT NOW. Quit reading this pointless fodder and go....now. They're an awesome pop-punk meets hardcore band.....catchy sing alongs, brutal dance-worthy breakdowns. Think Blink 182 meets August Burns Red. This band has a chance to be the first Hardcore band to crossover into the Mainstream.......which of course would make me instantly hate them, and call them sellouts....HA HA HA, but they're a great band...a new sound, I love it. Check em out.

Guess what kids.....it's time for ANOTHER MONTH LONG CHALLENGE! That's right, it's been awhile, it's time! This challenge is once again a diet-themed challenge.....but not as extreme as going a month without meat (look into older posts if your not familiar with the "No meat 1 month challenge" of legend). This Challenge is simple (sounding) enough: It basically involves me eating nothing but healthy, wholesome foods and drinks for the month of September, along with a rigorous work-out regimen in an effort to lose 10 pounds. So I can be named People Magazine's World Sexiest man, easy enough. 1 month, 10 pounds. No Problems. I know its trendy and benificial to lose weight at the BEGINNING OF SUMMER.....for "Beach Season" or whatever.......but I don't follow trends....unless they involve parachute pants......and I live in the most Land-locked state EVER. There's not a beach within a thousand miles in any direction! Colorado is on Land Lock Down. Wish me well. I'm vain, I want rock hard abs.

So lets have a badass fall kids, don't get too excited about football season.....most sundays will end with us football fans weeping gently in the basement.......lets channel our energy to the Rockies who are in hot pursuit of the playoffs instead. Plus their Hats, t-shirts, apparel and Tickets are much cheaper!

Thrift is the new trend. Spread the word.

Millermothra out.

Blah blah blogging away

How it be?
.....Yeah I heard that somewhere, not real sure what it means myself, sorry. I know it's been a long completely restless time for all of my loyal readers (HA HA HA!), But I've been in Chicago....Josh McDaniels traded me for a 47th round pick and a knee brace. Let me get everyone up to date since my last update.


The Nuggets went deeper into the Playoffs than they've been in 20+ years, Birdman (I wrote a blog about him over a year ago, before he was a Nugget) played no-no defense and Melo has become THAT player. Chauncey for Mayor.

I went to San Francisco and I ran the race I wanted to run last year(look @ past blogs). HUGE ups to my boy David (the Miumi Sound Machine) for putting me up, and putting up with me. San Fran is an awesome place, check it out if ya can.

My son grew 6 feet.

The Avalanche fired their whole coaching staff, and a few guys within close proximity just for good measure.

I started playing Hockey again, with a bunch of friends I USED to play with in High School....talk about full circle.

Just a quick update, I'll blog again soon.....maybe.

optimism

I know this blog often has a certain cynical attitude, and as much as that might respresent me well one thing I really dislike is complacency. So this short list (in no particular unconfusing or focused order) represents a few things I do like.

1. Cranberry Juice

2. Inside jokes

All jokes are a good time, but inside jokes exclude people...and that's always fun.

3. The Onion, the newspaper.

Basically this blog is a direct rip-off of their genuis. Please don't sue me.

4. Lists

pretty self-explanatory. Explain it to your-self.

5. Bacon.

6. Guy Richie films.

7. Hyenas.

Yeah the scary, laughing, spotted dog-monsters from Africa. I dig em.

8. Listerine.

9. Giving people nicknames.
Because calling someone Roger is Ok, calling them "Jellyfish" is definately an upgrade of awesomeness

10. Rebellion.
Not: Dyed your hair green BOUGHT your punk status at Hot Topic, but the likes of Neil Young, James Dean, The Ramones, Rage Against the Machine, Henry Rollins and Johnny Cash. People who rebelled to better their beliefs or to bring attention to an injustice or wrong-doings against his fellow man.

inconsistency

I whole heartedly believe (somewhat) that if I were to write this blog on a more consistent basis it would lose it's mysitique. Or maybe an accusation of complacency is warranted. Meanderings.
Years from now tucked tightly into a maximum security mental health facility in South Eastern Nova Scotia I'll explain (and translate) in a made up language using mostly clicks, high pitched screams and armpit farts that "time is in eye of the beholder". Or something like that. You basically have to do things on your own terms, or those of your attorney.

I don't care who poses nude for their propaganda-filled ads, PETA is essentially a terrorist organization.

The Grammy's are a blatent insult of every-day American's intelligence or their god-given sense of hearing. Basically I don't like people other than myself or an elected official doing that. It almost seems like a episode of some hidden camera show: "Let's see we can give awards away to the worst "musicians" imaginable and see if anyone notices or reacts". And if Coldplay's involved (at any length) than someone's going to get hit with my elbow in the orbital bone. Their (coldplay) like a parody of men that were actually born with genitals. As for hidden camera shows. . . .I don't pick on retards, it is one of my personel rules.

I think what this blog needs is a bitter dispute with a younger, less talented YET sexier blog. Any takers?

I'll write again soon-ish.
(and then I just step back into the shadows and quiet yet erie music plays)

DEAD?

Is this blog deceased/expired....Dead? You wish. To be blunt this blog is too important. One patron described this blog as "Anti-conformist propaganda disguised masterfully in a blog that's some-what jocular and consistently distasteful".
and another said "Danny's blog is quite possibly the most relevant form of literature in the world today".
Are either of the qoutes right?
No
Were both of those qoutes made by desperate people in a desperate time?
most likely
Were both of those ridiculous qoutes made by me?
maybe.
My point is this blog will endure the slacks against it, endless gramatical errors and sparatic cases of laziness on the authors behalf to prevail! To insult! FOR FREEDOM!
How you like them apples?
Cut and dipped in caramel and sarcasm of course.