I'm at it again.

Here we go again my friends. Another Friday, another end of the week rant. Let's do this! First things first:
Happy Birthday to my beloved Sister Erica! Happy Birthday E! Everyone make sure you drop her a phone call or email today.
Secondly and equally important Much love and many condolences to my family in Tucson. We're (the Denver Millers) are so sorry for your loss.
Thoughts/Ideas/Questions:
If Colorado Rockies Stud second-year Shortstop Troy Tulowitzki happens (and this is just a hypothetical situation) to follow the trend of every other Young talented professional athelete in Denver and ever gets a DUI, then (you hear it here first) his new nickname will instantly become Troy "Too Much Whiskey".

Kidney Stones are more terrifiying to me than Freakin Sharks, with Freakin Lasers on their Freakin Heads.

Isn't it funny just 1 month removed from the race for the next President of the United States of America and Hillary Clinton couldn't get voted President of the local PTA.

Being "Shanghai'd" is apparently not as fun as it sounds.

When I'm having a good time, and relaxed FOR ONCE..........my car will break down.
or I'll be hit by a meteor.

Softball fields are big open areas, littered with towering steel poles and other semi conductor like metals everywhere. And though it seems like a bad locational choice I always happen to be at such a Softball Field when a severe electrical storms rolls through. \

Steve Hooten desperately needs to see an experienced Optomotrist.

Amanda's got new ink, but I'm not really liking it.

That's what I need to spill for now. I'm gonna go eat lunch and watch sportscenter SIMULTANEOUSLY. As for my car? Don't worry I'll walk.