Expletives are fun

Does anyone remember Sleap? Or Schlep? Sleep I think. Not real sure. Apparently it's the NEW healthy thing to do. I've been told I should Acquire some. All joking aside another unread blog which means....neglect, but more importantly it's finally Friday! I am very tired it's been a long bastard of a week, so todays blog is (unofficically) brought to you thanks to Full Throttle Energy drinks, Strawberry flavored Special K Bar's (only 90 calories) and the sweet sound of Christian Choas/noisecore act Norma Jean. I read on msn this morning there are new images of Mars, in which their looks to be a man in several of the photos! My bets are it's Pauly Shore, I was wondering where he'd wondered off to?
On a different more serious note (irony!) I have been planning or comtemplating rather, doing some stand up comedy. I used to do it in High School and college as part of open mic nights in the performing arts department, in a makeshift improve group and Odyssey of the Mind performances and I have honeslty always wanted to get back into it. About a year ago a few friends of mine (yes, I have a few.....I pay them cash) told me that I should try again, so I started writing. Well over the last year I've wrote/engineered/cross bred some jokes. They are designed for laughter. Some decent, some crappy and some are reserved for late night performances at half empty VFW halls. But I think I'm going to do it and I am basically gonna use this blog to test the waters. Get a little constructive criticism, maybe a heads up on an oppurtunity. So PLEASE leave a comment and/or pass the blog on to friends or family or even foes that might have insight and or ideas. I would really appreciate it, and in the event that my fetal-stage-as-of-now Comedy goes really well your application would be immediately reviewed as a potential member of my posse/entourage.
Everyone have a good weekend. No drinking and driving people! I read this morning that DUI arrests are up slightly.
I guarantee you when my mom read the title to todays post she was like "oh god", that was definately as fun a visual for me than typing 4 letter words, for now!
Question: Are mustaches back?
If so, I'm giving all the credit to my Dad, he's been sporting a wicked 'stache for 40 years.
(according to him, he started shaving when he was 10)
That's all (and enough) for now. Cheers.