I'm at it again.

Here we go again my friends. Another Friday, another end of the week rant. Let's do this! First things first:
Happy Birthday to my beloved Sister Erica! Happy Birthday E! Everyone make sure you drop her a phone call or email today.
Secondly and equally important Much love and many condolences to my family in Tucson. We're (the Denver Millers) are so sorry for your loss.
Thoughts/Ideas/Questions:
If Colorado Rockies Stud second-year Shortstop Troy Tulowitzki happens (and this is just a hypothetical situation) to follow the trend of every other Young talented professional athelete in Denver and ever gets a DUI, then (you hear it here first) his new nickname will instantly become Troy "Too Much Whiskey".

Kidney Stones are more terrifiying to me than Freakin Sharks, with Freakin Lasers on their Freakin Heads.

Isn't it funny just 1 month removed from the race for the next President of the United States of America and Hillary Clinton couldn't get voted President of the local PTA.

Being "Shanghai'd" is apparently not as fun as it sounds.

When I'm having a good time, and relaxed FOR ONCE..........my car will break down.
or I'll be hit by a meteor.

Softball fields are big open areas, littered with towering steel poles and other semi conductor like metals everywhere. And though it seems like a bad locational choice I always happen to be at such a Softball Field when a severe electrical storms rolls through. \

Steve Hooten desperately needs to see an experienced Optomotrist.

Amanda's got new ink, but I'm not really liking it.

That's what I need to spill for now. I'm gonna go eat lunch and watch sportscenter SIMULTANEOUSLY. As for my car? Don't worry I'll walk.

..............pretty much, yeah.

Summer starter.

"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! This is NOT A TEST!"
Hey guys, it's June which means (at least to me) it's offically summer. So lets kick this thing into over-drive! Get outside! Here's my summer list, and in deep Danny Miller tradition it's chaotic with a touch of total randomness.
1. White people: Use sunscreen.
2. Nasty summer foot injury streak now at 6 years and counting.
3. Parker is scared of the Ice Cream man.......seriously. That guy is a creepophile though.
4. Milk is a bad choice of beverage when it's hot, and you need a cool refreshment.
5. Flat tires slow the garden-wagon-bobsled-project significantly.
6. Any disagreement with a 3 year old, will be settled via waterfight.
7. I like lists.
8. I don't know what an "arroyo" is, but apparently it's loud when full of water.
7. Seven comes before eight.
9. Things said might include: "that's the most ferocious little dog I've ever seen!" or "90 degrees?!? Screw that! I'm moving to Anchorage".
10. Sledgehammers rock.
11. I sweat, a lot. I think it's genetic.
12. The truth is actually contrary to what Dane Cook says.......... regarding shoes anyways.
13. Movie quotes are in abundance.
14. If drinking is cool, consider me Al Gore. Or anyone else historically-methodically, "uncool".
15. Wickity-wickity-wickity Wack.
thats all I got, for now. Make this an awesome, fun, ACTIVE, safe summer people! Your couch is the enemy.
Also big shot out to an old, dear friend of mine William Brawn, and his soon-to-be wife Peggy. ( haven't meet you yet, but you sound lovely) Congratulations on the engagement! Much love to those two kids!