Sporadical

Here's what I need to hypothesize/state/clarify/substantiate. There's a valid chance this will all make more (or less...?) sense if read quickly, while spinning around in your office chair:

Cats are Satans furry henchmen. Pure evil. Just because your name is "Buckets" doesn't mean your not the minion of the Underlord himself. Espionage via feline, you think your a clever chap don't you Lucifer?

I got two haircuts in 4 days. The first one was from Dean, a nice, yet chatty fellow working at Fantastic Sams. Several days later that style was dead, so my sister Amanda (she also likes boys) finished the deed in the backyard. She also talked a lot.

Christmas is coming. Procrastination is an epidemic.

The Movement has begun, I can't speak upon it here. If your a male (we'll take your word for it, we're not the type to "check") and would like to join, contact your local representative.(DB or myself)

Ever notice how Natural disasters only happen in areas with a high population? Population control at it's cheapest. Think I'm joking? Notice the lack of assistance the local government/regime has shown at saving it's own people? Their trying HARDER to keep anyone else from saving their countrymens/womens lives. They refuse our manpower, yet accept our monetary donations???? The olympics are going to be very interesting.

Chivalry is dead. Blame text messaging. LOLing repeatedly doesn't seem charming, just creepy. I don't understand the "code" either? This is my way of apologizing.

Leah Donelson is getting married. Calm down. It's not til next year.

If you move the office Ficus and inch closer to a co-workers desk everyday, he will fall off the wagon.

Why do tents now come with different rooms? If you can't sleep in the same tent-room while camping..even if it's the only way to survice hypothermia then your relationship can't be saved by anything! Especially Scientology.

The "tech support" employee in India annunciates his english better than I do, but he speaks faster than an asthmatic chimunk.

There's a Starbuck on East Colfax, between a liquor store and the corner where the dealers sell their "merchandise"....coincidence?

These are actually the least ridiculous ideas I've had today.

TTYL.