Blah blah blogging away

How it be?
.....Yeah I heard that somewhere, not real sure what it means myself, sorry. I know it's been a long completely restless time for all of my loyal readers (HA HA HA!), But I've been in Chicago....Josh McDaniels traded me for a 47th round pick and a knee brace. Let me get everyone up to date since my last update.


The Nuggets went deeper into the Playoffs than they've been in 20+ years, Birdman (I wrote a blog about him over a year ago, before he was a Nugget) played no-no defense and Melo has become THAT player. Chauncey for Mayor.

I went to San Francisco and I ran the race I wanted to run last year(look @ past blogs). HUGE ups to my boy David (the Miumi Sound Machine) for putting me up, and putting up with me. San Fran is an awesome place, check it out if ya can.

My son grew 6 feet.

The Avalanche fired their whole coaching staff, and a few guys within close proximity just for good measure.

I started playing Hockey again, with a bunch of friends I USED to play with in High School....talk about full circle.

Just a quick update, I'll blog again soon.....maybe.

optimism

I know this blog often has a certain cynical attitude, and as much as that might respresent me well one thing I really dislike is complacency. So this short list (in no particular unconfusing or focused order) represents a few things I do like.

1. Cranberry Juice

2. Inside jokes

All jokes are a good time, but inside jokes exclude people...and that's always fun.

3. The Onion, the newspaper.

Basically this blog is a direct rip-off of their genuis. Please don't sue me.

4. Lists

pretty self-explanatory. Explain it to your-self.

5. Bacon.

6. Guy Richie films.

7. Hyenas.

Yeah the scary, laughing, spotted dog-monsters from Africa. I dig em.

8. Listerine.

9. Giving people nicknames.
Because calling someone Roger is Ok, calling them "Jellyfish" is definately an upgrade of awesomeness

10. Rebellion.
Not: Dyed your hair green BOUGHT your punk status at Hot Topic, but the likes of Neil Young, James Dean, The Ramones, Rage Against the Machine, Henry Rollins and Johnny Cash. People who rebelled to better their beliefs or to bring attention to an injustice or wrong-doings against his fellow man.

inconsistency

I whole heartedly believe (somewhat) that if I were to write this blog on a more consistent basis it would lose it's mysitique. Or maybe an accusation of complacency is warranted. Meanderings.
Years from now tucked tightly into a maximum security mental health facility in South Eastern Nova Scotia I'll explain (and translate) in a made up language using mostly clicks, high pitched screams and armpit farts that "time is in eye of the beholder". Or something like that. You basically have to do things on your own terms, or those of your attorney.

I don't care who poses nude for their propaganda-filled ads, PETA is essentially a terrorist organization.

The Grammy's are a blatent insult of every-day American's intelligence or their god-given sense of hearing. Basically I don't like people other than myself or an elected official doing that. It almost seems like a episode of some hidden camera show: "Let's see we can give awards away to the worst "musicians" imaginable and see if anyone notices or reacts". And if Coldplay's involved (at any length) than someone's going to get hit with my elbow in the orbital bone. Their (coldplay) like a parody of men that were actually born with genitals. As for hidden camera shows. . . .I don't pick on retards, it is one of my personel rules.

I think what this blog needs is a bitter dispute with a younger, less talented YET sexier blog. Any takers?

I'll write again soon-ish.
(and then I just step back into the shadows and quiet yet erie music plays)

DEAD?

Is this blog deceased/expired....Dead? You wish. To be blunt this blog is too important. One patron described this blog as "Anti-conformist propaganda disguised masterfully in a blog that's some-what jocular and consistently distasteful".
and another said "Danny's blog is quite possibly the most relevant form of literature in the world today".
Are either of the qoutes right?
No
Were both of those qoutes made by desperate people in a desperate time?
most likely
Were both of those ridiculous qoutes made by me?
maybe.
My point is this blog will endure the slacks against it, endless gramatical errors and sparatic cases of laziness on the authors behalf to prevail! To insult! FOR FREEDOM!
How you like them apples?
Cut and dipped in caramel and sarcasm of course.

WTF?

I haven't posted in a LONG time, I'm not happy with myself. Quite frankly I have been reluctant to express myself here publicly in awhile because there hasn't been much postive for me to say lately......and I always have that voice in the back of my head echoing "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all". And while that makes sense, it wouldn't be ME to sit by and not say, chant or scream WTF? At the way things are unfolding. With that in mind....

President-Elect Obama intends to solve our continual crisis in the middle-east with "Diplomacy". That's like taking a knife to a gun fight.....a knife made of words, and instead of guns it's more like nuclear arms race. I wonder how this will unfold? WTF?

Every worthy or talented athlete on the Denver Broncos is either hurt, or playing like they intend to be. Seriously this team has suffered more injuries than the Marine core.

During the whole Halloween season not one decent scary film is released. Other than "Saw 8, return of Saw" of course. Then again I heard there's going to be another "Sex in the City" Movie...and that is fucking terrifying.

A recent and completely legit poll conducted by me, shows 90% of men would rather make out with Mike "Leatherface" Myers + Bloody Chainsaw, than Sarah Jessica Parker sans clothes.

Michael Crichton, author of many notable fictional stories over the last 20 + years including: Jurassic Park and The Lost World, Prey, Timeline, The Andromeda Strain, Congo and many others recently and unexpectedly died of Cancer. RIP and WTF?

I hate you cancer, and I'm coming for you.

If were supposed to separate church and state, then how is it fair that the Democrats have elected The Devil as the Speaker of the House of Representatives? Nancy Pelosi...seriously?
WTF????

If anyone cares to explain these things to me, please to so in a hasty fashion, before I change my name, grow a beard and take up residence on Zavodovski Island.

When the going get tough.....

Hey guys! How's everyone been? Sorry I haven't been more consistent with my posts, but I been kinda wondering (not 100% sure I care) how this blog was viewed?
Enjoyment? Concern? Enrage? Mass Confusion?
Maybe a little constructive criticism (Don't take a turn towards Negative-Town) would do this blog some good huh? Or maybe I'll read your feedback and decide your all missing the point and refuse to change. Most likely I'll get one comment (in the Comment Section of course) from someone telling me how much I suck.

It's been a dirty bastard of a month so far. I know everyone from family to friends to co-workers have been dealing with some crappy situations. The highlights include:
Money problems
A very ill Grandmother
The Death of a neighbor/family friend
A stroke
A Shoulder Operation
An Ankle Operation
A Car Crash
Cancer
Addiction
And a Kidney infection, Just to name a FEW
But the important thing is that just like every other hurdle sent our way, we knock it down/jump over it....then stomp the bejesus out of it and move on. But remember those who: Helped you up, lent you money, took you to the doctor, took care of you or said a prayer for you and your's.....If we don't take those close to us, no one will.

That being said, I hope everyone has a great, SAFE weekend. No more Drama people!
Adrian's 4th Birthday is Sunday. Happy Birthday Son!
Go Broncos!


I'm planning on posting more frequently starting next week........so enjoy your peace now!
HA HA HA!
Millermothra out.

I'm back.

Hello! How's things with my peeps? I'm sorry about the long wait between posts, but I was taking some time to myself. No seriously!..... Really........ Alright you really want to know what I been up to? I spent a few weeks in the Betty Ford Clinic. There you have it! I had some demons I needed to get taken care of, and I did so. My life was heading in the wrong direction, I had a $5 a dollar addiction to Caffeine. So my agent "booked me a room" , I did my time...and here I am.
All joking aside I just been a busy little broseph.

The Democratic National Convention will be in my hometown of Denver next week. It's going to be a NIGHTMARE. The Hotels are all booked up, Several Major roadways and Highways will be closed, schools will be suspended for the week.......The Clintons will be in town ect. Basically everything the Democrats have already "Promised" to fix will be completely Clusterfucked for the next week or so! Thanks again guys. I am thus forced to go on vacation. I will likely be attending the State Fair, watching the Moster Truck rally, rocking out at the Rage Against the Machine FREE show in Denver, and going camping. All Democrats are welcome....HA HA HA!

My Ma needs to have her shoulder fixed. They have the technology they can rebuild her.

If all those chinese gymnasts are 16 years old then my name is Long Duk Dong.

Next week Slipknot release their fourth Album "All Hope is Gone". Go get it Tuesday on your lunch break. If your face isn't melted off from the guitar fury or 7 of your vertebrae aren't dislocated from excessive headbanging by the time you get through the first 3 tracks....you need to check your pulse...and I will give you your money back.
Offer void in the lower 48 states.

I hope everyone is doing great-ish. Football season is JUST around the bend so how bad can things be? ..............Anyways:
Phelps is God.
Fuck the french.
Hot Cheetos are great.
Adrian is Brilliant.
Today is Friday.
Cell phones suck.
China and every other backward ass sanctimonious communist country can kiss my Smashmouth, home-grown American ASS!
How you like them apples????
I'm back.