DEAD?

Is this blog deceased/expired....Dead? You wish. To be blunt this blog is too important. One patron described this blog as "Anti-conformist propaganda disguised masterfully in a blog that's some-what jocular and consistently distasteful".
and another said "Danny's blog is quite possibly the most relevant form of literature in the world today".
Are either of the qoutes right?
No
Were both of those qoutes made by desperate people in a desperate time?
most likely
Were both of those ridiculous qoutes made by me?
maybe.
My point is this blog will endure the slacks against it, endless gramatical errors and sparatic cases of laziness on the authors behalf to prevail! To insult! FOR FREEDOM!
How you like them apples?
Cut and dipped in caramel and sarcasm of course.

WTF?

I haven't posted in a LONG time, I'm not happy with myself. Quite frankly I have been reluctant to express myself here publicly in awhile because there hasn't been much postive for me to say lately......and I always have that voice in the back of my head echoing "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all". And while that makes sense, it wouldn't be ME to sit by and not say, chant or scream WTF? At the way things are unfolding. With that in mind....

President-Elect Obama intends to solve our continual crisis in the middle-east with "Diplomacy". That's like taking a knife to a gun fight.....a knife made of words, and instead of guns it's more like nuclear arms race. I wonder how this will unfold? WTF?

Every worthy or talented athlete on the Denver Broncos is either hurt, or playing like they intend to be. Seriously this team has suffered more injuries than the Marine core.

During the whole Halloween season not one decent scary film is released. Other than "Saw 8, return of Saw" of course. Then again I heard there's going to be another "Sex in the City" Movie...and that is fucking terrifying.

A recent and completely legit poll conducted by me, shows 90% of men would rather make out with Mike "Leatherface" Myers + Bloody Chainsaw, than Sarah Jessica Parker sans clothes.

Michael Crichton, author of many notable fictional stories over the last 20 + years including: Jurassic Park and The Lost World, Prey, Timeline, The Andromeda Strain, Congo and many others recently and unexpectedly died of Cancer. RIP and WTF?

I hate you cancer, and I'm coming for you.

If were supposed to separate church and state, then how is it fair that the Democrats have elected The Devil as the Speaker of the House of Representatives? Nancy Pelosi...seriously?
WTF????

If anyone cares to explain these things to me, please to so in a hasty fashion, before I change my name, grow a beard and take up residence on Zavodovski Island.

When the going get tough.....

Hey guys! How's everyone been? Sorry I haven't been more consistent with my posts, but I been kinda wondering (not 100% sure I care) how this blog was viewed?
Enjoyment? Concern? Enrage? Mass Confusion?
Maybe a little constructive criticism (Don't take a turn towards Negative-Town) would do this blog some good huh? Or maybe I'll read your feedback and decide your all missing the point and refuse to change. Most likely I'll get one comment (in the Comment Section of course) from someone telling me how much I suck.

It's been a dirty bastard of a month so far. I know everyone from family to friends to co-workers have been dealing with some crappy situations. The highlights include:
Money problems
A very ill Grandmother
The Death of a neighbor/family friend
A stroke
A Shoulder Operation
An Ankle Operation
A Car Crash
Cancer
Addiction
And a Kidney infection, Just to name a FEW
But the important thing is that just like every other hurdle sent our way, we knock it down/jump over it....then stomp the bejesus out of it and move on. But remember those who: Helped you up, lent you money, took you to the doctor, took care of you or said a prayer for you and your's.....If we don't take those close to us, no one will.

That being said, I hope everyone has a great, SAFE weekend. No more Drama people!
Adrian's 4th Birthday is Sunday. Happy Birthday Son!
Go Broncos!


I'm planning on posting more frequently starting next week........so enjoy your peace now!
HA HA HA!
Millermothra out.

I'm back.

Hello! How's things with my peeps? I'm sorry about the long wait between posts, but I was taking some time to myself. No seriously!..... Really........ Alright you really want to know what I been up to? I spent a few weeks in the Betty Ford Clinic. There you have it! I had some demons I needed to get taken care of, and I did so. My life was heading in the wrong direction, I had a $5 a dollar addiction to Caffeine. So my agent "booked me a room" , I did my time...and here I am.
All joking aside I just been a busy little broseph.

The Democratic National Convention will be in my hometown of Denver next week. It's going to be a NIGHTMARE. The Hotels are all booked up, Several Major roadways and Highways will be closed, schools will be suspended for the week.......The Clintons will be in town ect. Basically everything the Democrats have already "Promised" to fix will be completely Clusterfucked for the next week or so! Thanks again guys. I am thus forced to go on vacation. I will likely be attending the State Fair, watching the Moster Truck rally, rocking out at the Rage Against the Machine FREE show in Denver, and going camping. All Democrats are welcome....HA HA HA!

My Ma needs to have her shoulder fixed. They have the technology they can rebuild her.

If all those chinese gymnasts are 16 years old then my name is Long Duk Dong.

Next week Slipknot release their fourth Album "All Hope is Gone". Go get it Tuesday on your lunch break. If your face isn't melted off from the guitar fury or 7 of your vertebrae aren't dislocated from excessive headbanging by the time you get through the first 3 tracks....you need to check your pulse...and I will give you your money back.
Offer void in the lower 48 states.

I hope everyone is doing great-ish. Football season is JUST around the bend so how bad can things be? ..............Anyways:
Phelps is God.
Fuck the french.
Hot Cheetos are great.
Adrian is Brilliant.
Today is Friday.
Cell phones suck.
China and every other backward ass sanctimonious communist country can kiss my Smashmouth, home-grown American ASS!
How you like them apples????
I'm back.

Seriously?

Been a long week. No time to be cute. let's do this:

Patience is a Virtue. Silicon is NOT

Jesse Jackson said WHAT about Barack? Seriously? Obama Drama has begun.

I saw a Prairie dog eating the road-killed remains of another on South-bound Pena Blvd yesterday, it deeply disturbed me..............which is saying something.

I accidently watched 11 minutes of television the other night, America is apparently fairly talentless.

1 word: Vampirates. Yeah, imagine the possibilities.

Tulowitski................Seriously?

Happy Birthday to....well EVERYONE I guess.

234 bites later. FUCK mesquitos.

I am willing to trade my co-worker with 30 + years of Airline experiece and an I.Q. hovering around 21 for a laser pointer..............I will also accept a paper weight.

Slip N' Slide is the new Rock N' Roll.

Since my car has worked fairly well the last week, Amanda's decided to break down. Twice. On the same day. Seriously.

According to an Underground source (Big Mo) today is FREE slurpy day at 7-11. Seriously. Go now, quietly.

Despite what you might have been told Journey DOES NOT melt faces.

I love how people call me a "smart-ass"......like I've never heard that before!

The sand dunes are hardcore. Sweetness is not intimated, she's a freakin terminator.

Henry Rollins. Conviction. Legitimately. I'm serious.

I might be feeling ill soon.

"Why so serious?"

I'm at it again.

Here we go again my friends. Another Friday, another end of the week rant. Let's do this! First things first:
Happy Birthday to my beloved Sister Erica! Happy Birthday E! Everyone make sure you drop her a phone call or email today.
Secondly and equally important Much love and many condolences to my family in Tucson. We're (the Denver Millers) are so sorry for your loss.
Thoughts/Ideas/Questions:
If Colorado Rockies Stud second-year Shortstop Troy Tulowitzki happens (and this is just a hypothetical situation) to follow the trend of every other Young talented professional athelete in Denver and ever gets a DUI, then (you hear it here first) his new nickname will instantly become Troy "Too Much Whiskey".

Kidney Stones are more terrifiying to me than Freakin Sharks, with Freakin Lasers on their Freakin Heads.

Isn't it funny just 1 month removed from the race for the next President of the United States of America and Hillary Clinton couldn't get voted President of the local PTA.

Being "Shanghai'd" is apparently not as fun as it sounds.

When I'm having a good time, and relaxed FOR ONCE..........my car will break down.
or I'll be hit by a meteor.

Softball fields are big open areas, littered with towering steel poles and other semi conductor like metals everywhere. And though it seems like a bad locational choice I always happen to be at such a Softball Field when a severe electrical storms rolls through. \

Steve Hooten desperately needs to see an experienced Optomotrist.

Amanda's got new ink, but I'm not really liking it.

That's what I need to spill for now. I'm gonna go eat lunch and watch sportscenter SIMULTANEOUSLY. As for my car? Don't worry I'll walk.

..............pretty much, yeah.